(Source: jessxoxox, via realidadesdeummenino)
do you ever feel like you’re just sort of
there
like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone
like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE
((Stupid question coming from an American, but why don’t the robbers just run?))
(( Because that would be rude.))
(Source: pleatedjeans, via still-a-muggle)
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
(via lollugaggin)
(via teenagerposts)
(via evidencial)
im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
(via lollugaggin)
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
(via still-a-muggle)
(via teenagerposts)
"Ela se isola e diz que não precisa das pessoas, mas todas as noites, antes de dormir, chora por se sentir sozinha. Seria cômico, se não fosse trágico."
— A menina e o Violão. (via v0ceeumapartedemim)
(Source: a-menina-e-o-violao, via v0ceeumapartedemim)
"Mágoa não acaba e nem se esquece. Mágoa a gente põe numa gaveta do coração e deixa ali pra dormir, mas às vezes ela acorda."
— Caio Augusto Leite. (via v0ceeumapartedemim)
(Source: ventodemaio, via r-elapsa)
"Mas a gente espera, lá no fundo, perdido, soterrado e cansado, que a vida compense de alguma maneira."
— (via desastre-noamor)
(Source: cantameparadormir, via r-elapsa)
